JONES, Alfred F.

[Alfred F. Jones]

ALFRED F. JONES

BASIC INFORMATION

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GENDER: Transgender, bitch Male
AGE: 17
BIRTHDAY: July 4th
GRADE: Senior in high school
BIRTH COUNTRY: The United States of AWESOME America. (Washington D.C.)
NICKNAMES: Not any as far as he knows. If they’re insulting nicknames he tunes them out.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: (really?) Bi

APPEARANCE

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EYES: Alfred has bright, sky-blue eyes (matched with his signature grin). It’s hard to tell if he’s upset or angry by looking at his eyes-they’re always bright and happy.
HAIR: His hair is a sort of dirty blonde color, almost gold. There’s a strange crescent-shaped lock of hair that sticks up on his head. His hair is a little messy and all over the place, sticking up in odd places sometimes. He could spend an hour in the morning brushing his hair (why would he do that anyway? He’s not a girl…no offense, ladies), and it’d still wind up looking messy halfway through the day.
HEIGHT: 5’9.6” (177 cm)
WEIGHT: 160 lb (72.6 kg)
BMI: 23.2
BODY: He has a rather hefty build, but most of that is muscle. His height is about average for his age. Alfred has lightly tanned skin (not too pale, and definitely not like those orange pumpkins people that tan way too much). He has glasses that he wears-he thinks contacts are itchy and uncomfortable. Alfred looks pretty attractive, if he had to say so himself (what an ego). He doesn’t have any piercings or tattoos because he’s afraid of getting one-he thinks it’ll hurt just because he doesn’t want any.

PERSONALITY

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LIKES: He likes fast food (especially McDonalds), being active, being loud, listening to music, playing video games, scary movies (even though he’s terrified of them-strange logic, but for some reason he doesn’t see anything wrong with liking something that scares him half to death), talking, laughing obnoxiously, hanging out with his friends (who doesn’t?) and in general annoying the heck out of everyone (though he doesn’t seem to know that). He likes cheering people up and trying (key word trying) to help them. He likes sunny days, watching clouds, Disney movies (shut up), and arguing (in a friendly way-not like you’re about to rip their head off). He likes his stuff out where he can see them. As a result, he’s pretty messy. He likes writing, math, and history. Almost every other class bores him to death.
DISLIKES:He hates cold weather. Why can’t everyday be sunny and warm? He doesn’t like rain or cloudy skies-they make him feel depressed. He doesn’t like people who are cruel to others (there’s always someone worse off than you-if you feel like you have the worst life ever, smile and brighten up your day). He hates waiting (ain’t nobody got time for that!) and sitting still too long. He doesn’t like to follow rules and he doesn’t like lying-keeping secrets and lying are two completely different things. Though he’s decent at the basics of defending himself and he knows how to shoot a gun, he doesn’t like violence. He doesn’t like sadness-unfortunately that’s not something you can control sometimes. Alfred doesn’t like too judgmental people and awkward silences (he’ll just start laughing for no apparent reason at that point, and probably say something about being a hero). He doesn’t like being weak-not in the physical sense, though. He also hates chemistry.
QUIRKS: Alfred tends to play with the lock of hair that sticks up on his head when he’s bored. He’ll also start tapping a beat on the desk, his leg, or some other surface. When he zones out (which is a lot), he’ll always turn his head slightly towards the right. He tends to laugh a lot (very loudly) and proclaim himself a “hero”.
HOBBIES: Listening to music, writing, smiling or laughing.
FEARS: Ghosts, that Arthur’s eyebrows will come alive when he’s sleeping and try to kill him, being lonely, and being too vulnerable (he’ll cover up anything with an idiotic laugh and his signature grin, usually causing people to roll their eyes and mutter something akin to “typical”).
SECRETS: He has a soft spot for cute animals. He likes acting like a complete idiot because it makes him some sort of comic relief, and others can laugh, at least (he likes seeing people happy)-even if it’s at him (also, it’s kind of fun). He always has something on him that could be used as a weapon (hell, even a pointy metal fork could work). He likes Shakespeare’s plays. He’s not quite as stupid as he looks and acts. He always says he’s a hero (and most people dismiss it as Alfred just being his usual idiotic self), but that’s not the real reason. He can’t stand to see people upset and wants to help as many people as he can, and will do almost anything to do so, even if it means humiliating himself. He confessed this (amongst others) anonymously online and one person called him a “real hero”, which started the whole “hero madness”. He has a diary.
STRENGTHS: He has pretty much the most adorable puppy dog face ever. He’s also really strong (he doesn’t take much notice of it). His dancing and singing skills are (mostly) decent, but he’s a pretty good actor. He can also play the guitar.
WEAKNESSES: (Scary movies and British accents.) He’s too forgiving and doesn’t like resorting to violence. He’s hyperactive (a bit ADD) and loud. He’s obnoxious and sometimes too blunt. He acts a little too self-centered and (seems to) completely disregard other people’s feelings. He could “read the atmosphere” if he wanted to, but chooses not to (quite a lot of times.) He’s pretty messy and only pays attention to classes/activities he likes. He does pretty sloppy jobs in everything else (yet still manages straight Bs and a few As.) He’s pretty lazy, and eats way too much fast food. He tends to whine a lot, even if it doesn’t bother him-he just likes to so. This tends to annoy his friends and pretty much everyone.) He’s terrible at being romantic. Just ask [name scratched out furiously, in its place is a messy, hastily written, “NONONONONO”].
GENERAL/OTHER: Alfred tends to be loud and obnoxious. In fact, the first time you meet him, the first two words that’ll come to your mind to describe him will probably be “loud and obnoxious”, followed closely by something like “and stupid”. He laughs a lot (extremely obnoxiously-have you heard his laugh?) and overuses the word “dude”. He talks loudly and can’t seem to learn how to whisper (much to the chagrin of many people). He’s really good at being the center of attention. With his loud voice and frequent (even louder) laughs, it’s hard not to look at him (several times). He practically calls all attention to him. He sticks out pretty badly. At first glance you’d think him to be the stereotypical America-a loud, obnoxious (as mentioned several times already), self-centered, and fast-food-loving idiot.

He brushes off insults and jeers with a hearty laugh and his signature grin flashing across his face. He doesn’t seem to care about them at all, and there are quite a lot thrown at him, mostly by less popular people. He’s been called everything from “stupid American” to “obnoxious fat-ass” to “attention whore”. For almost any insult thrown at him, he’s been known to laugh and go “Haha! I won’t get mad because I’m the Hero!” or something like that. There’ve been many jabs about his (nonexistent) “weight problem”, most likely as a result of American stereotypes and him being the only person from the U.S. in the school. He’s not easily provoked at all.

He can be persistent in his work…when he wants to. How hard he tries ranges from extremely hard to nonexistent. Chemistry project that counts for 30% of his grade? Pfft, who cares! He’ll just wait until the last minute and put something together on a whim. Black Ops 2? He’ll wind up playing for hours…and conveniently forgetting his chemistry project. He also likes debating. This is another area where he suddenly becomes ridiculously stubborn and persistent.

Sometimes Alfred can be quite blunt. While “Dude, that’s not going to work” probably isn’t the encouraging thing to say when someone’s already a nervous wreck because they need to present some project or something, Alfred is trying to help in his own way. He likes helping people (though really he’s only good with kids and animals), and smiles a lot in hopes to brighten up their day (though honestly that seems to irritate people more than make them smile back). However, he still does sugarcoat the truth sometimes-he knows he wouldn’t like it either if someone just walked up to him and informed him that he looked like a slob that had probably stayed up all night playing video games.

Alfred likes writing and listening music in his free time. Most of what he writes is short fantasy stories. Call him immature, but he’s still one of those people who tend to get lost in their own world and way of thinking about what the world should be like (a.k.a. he wants world peace), despite knowing that’s never going to happen. On the flip side, he teases people who think the same way (hypocrite) because he doesn’t want them to lose sight of what the world is really like. He knows he’s digging his own grave in this case but he doesn’t really care.

Alfred loves sports. His favorite sports are basketball and swimming, with soccer a close second. (And that is not a stupid name!) He also likes football-American football, that is. (Well, what did you expect? He is American.) If he’s not playing, you can always find him in the bleachers cheering on the team as loudly as he can with a huge smile on his face, carrying various signs and banners to support the team.

While Alfred looks like your average dumb jock, he is actually pretty smart. He could get more As if he tried harder, but his laziness hinders that. He likes playing chess (something he would never admit), and is good at it, too. His teachers have varying thoughts about him. Alfred likes math-specifically algebra and calculus. History is also interesting to him, though he really doesn’t absorb anything during class. He usually memorizes the materials by making humorous comics about historical events being depicted either on facebook or by having people represent them. He’s mostly well-behaved in those classes. Teachers of any other subject only complain that Alfred keeps disrupting class and distracting other students.

Once you get to know Alfred, you realize he’s not all that acts like. He can be polite and serious if he wants to, and seems to always wind up cracking people up with his hilarious stunts and jokes. He’ll help people if they need anything, gladly putting others before him (a strange contrast to the fact that many seem to think he’s a self-centered idiot). He can be thoughtful, just choosing not to be. He’s also been told (several times) to “read the atmosphere”. Typically, unless the situation is extremely serious, he won’t. He could if he wanted to, but doesn’t by choice.

While Alfred seems oblivious to, well, everything, he actually is quite perceptive and notices the small things. He tucks this information in the back of his mind in case he needs it later…in fact, just listening to someone talk for a long time, he can find out things about them. He’s extremely curious and nosy, so don’t leave your diary unattended! Don’t worry, he won’t spill your secrets, but it’s probably better off just keeping your personal information locked up. He’s not much for gossip (he says) and he’s good at keeping secrets. He tries not to spread information that could be degrading (he’s the hero, and heroes don’t hurt people like that), and is actually a good listener (as long as it’s not something boring, like, well, chemistry. He hates chemistry.)

He’s always careful not to spill too much personal information about himself. As goofy, bubbly, and idiotic as he seems, if you pay attention (not that many people do; they’re too busy thinking that Alfred’s an idiot), he’ll never reveal much about him. If they paid attention, people who considered themselves Alfred’s friends might suddenly realize that they don’t even know what the F in his name stands for.

THE ROLEPLAYER

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NAME/ALIAS: Hi dudes and, er, dudettes? I’m Emmy, the co-admin of this site, and I got roped into making this site (and roleplaying again) because of my friend Emily. (Not that I don’t like Hetalia-I love Hetalia.)
TIME ZONE: GMT-5 Eastern
EXPERIENCE: …a few years? I don’t know. I forgot. I stopped roleplaying after awhile, though…just started again *glares at Emily* Most of that time I was roleplaying I didn’t know what exemplary meant and couldn’t tell the difference between effect and affect.
Thinking back on it, it was probably a year or two. This is my first Hetalia RP...
OTHER CHARACTERS: None as of now.
PAIRINGS: I ship USUK.

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